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Archived Conversation: Dwayne and Burt

"Archived Conversation: Dwayne and Burt" – email from Cyberpunk 2077.

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DWAYNE: hey hey, listen we need a hook up for a party, some kinda cocktail thatll crank the good times but kinda fuck us up you know – the usual stuff but upped a notch
BURT: look, that's not gonna work anymore
DWAYNE: uhhhhh..? the fuck's your problem pussy?
BURT: you're not gettin anymore from me
DWAYNE: listen choom, you must be fuckin brainmelt level skezzed rn cuz I think you forgot your end of things – you supply, we offer protection
BURT: I protect myself now
DWAYNE: maybe you do, maybe you dont, but shit we can check right fuckin now if you want
BURT: Try me. I'm ready for you.
DWAYNE: then you better grab your umbrella, worm dick
DWAYNE: me and the boys will be there soon and its gonna rain lead

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