Archived Conversation: Cung Lucas and Joel Lee

CUNG LUCAS: what's up?
CUNG LUCAS: heard there's an alarm or something?
JOEL LEE: FUCKER RIPPED MY FUCKING ARM OFF YOU GOTTA MINCE THAT FUCKER WITH A MACHETE
CUNG LUCAS: choom you gotta chill
CUNG LUCAS: not like you won't get a sweet chrome arm anyways
JOEL LEE: AND YOU'LL GET A SWEET CHROME COCK
JOEL LEE: WANT YOU TO SCRAPE THE WHOLE FUCKING BADLANDS
JOEL LEE: FIND THAT MOTHERFUCKER AND FUCK HIM UP
CUNG LUCAS: yea sure well find him
CUNG LUCAS: thought he was some harmless nutjob
JOEL LEE: more like a fucking raging PSYCHO
JOEL LEE: saying some shit about how the loa needs sacrifices to get him to the sacred place
CUNG LUCAS: alright, we'll get him underground in a sec
JOEL LEE: chop fuckin chop, before he builds a friggin church out here