Archived Conversation: BARGHEST SERGEANT #2615 and BARGHEST CAPTAIN #482

BARGHEST SERGEANT #2615: Captain! We detected enemy forces near our airdrop!
BARGHEST CAPTAIN #482: fuckin relax
BARGHEST CAPTAIN #482: this isn’t the fucking army
BARGHEST CAPTAIN #482: name’s tom
BARGHEST SERGEANT #2615: Yes sir, Captain.
BARGHEST SERGEANT #2615: I mean Tom.
BARGHEST SERGEANT #2615: But we’ve got enemy forces by the drop.
BARGHEST CAPTAIN #482: what enemy forces? again?
BARGHEST CAPTAIN #482: mike told me you grabbed a homeless guy
BARGHEST SERGEANT #2615: Yes sir.
BARGHEST CAPTAIN #482: and what did this homeless enemy do?
BARGHEST CAPTAIN #482: actually if you think about it, a homeless guy in dogtown
BARGHEST CAPTAIN #482: could say you stumbled upon a more interesting problem
BARGHEST CAPTAIN #482: philosophically speaking
BARGHEST SERGEANT #2615: I’m afraid I don’t follow, sir.
BARGHEST CAPTAIN #482: never mind, what did the homeless enemy do?
BARGHEST SERGEANT #2615: He cracked the drop code!
BARGHEST CAPTAIN #482: motherfucker!
BARGHEST CAPTAIN #482: now you tell me?
BARGHEST SERGEANT #2615: I wanted to earlier, Captain.
BARGHEST SERGEANT #2615: Tom.
BARGHEST CAPTAIN #482: question the homeless enemy and figure out how he got the code and drop coords!
BARGHEST SERGEANT #2615: Yes sir!