Where Eagles Dare

Your new ride’s seen more shady shit than an NCPD burnout with a joytoy and blackjack addiction. From street races to body-bag ops to gettin' klepped by a pair of clowns... Yikes. A blue-chip gearjock built this beast to gobble up pavement, that much is obvious. But if it wound up in a badge's donut-crumbed clutches as their own personal murder-wagon, odds are the original owner is either long dead or long gone.

History like that, must be more blood than polish on those rims. Still, it's lookin' sharp, minus the CrystalCoat bein' down and out. Either ex-street racer Claire will point you to the right fix... or she'll prove I’m right when I say that ride’s just straight fuckin’ cursed.

Your new ride’s seen more shady shit than an NCPD burnout with a joytoy and blackjack addiction. From street races to body-bag ops to gettin' klepped by a pair of clowns... Yikes. A blue-chip gearjock built this beast to gobble up pavement, that much is obvious. But if it wound up in a badge's donut-crumbed clutches as their own personal murder-wagon, odds are the original owner is either long dead or long gone.

History like that, must be more blood than polish on those rims. Still, it's lookin' sharp, minus the CrystalCoat bein' down and out. Either ex-street racer Claire will point you to the right fix... or she'll prove I’m right when I say that ride’s just straight fuckin’ cursed. Let’s hope she forgot you sabotaged her one chance at revenge. Yeah... I’m sure she’ll be all smiles and hugs.

Your new ride’s probably seen more shady shit than an NCPD burnout with a joytoy and blackjack problem. From street races to gettin' klepped by two clowns who shot each other up... Yikes. A blue-chip gearjock built the beast to gobble pavement, that much is obvious. But if it wound up in a badge's donut-crumbed clutches, odds are the original owner's long dead or long gone.

History like that, might be more blood than polish on those rims. Still, gotta say it's lookin' sharp, minus the CrystalCoat bein' down and out. Either ex-street racer Claire will point you to the right fix... or she'll prove I’m right when I say the ride’s just straight fuckin’ cursed.

Your new ride’s probably seen more shady shit than an NCPD burnout with a joytoy and blackjack problem. From street races to gettin' klepped by two clowns who shot each other up... Yikes. A blue-chip gearjock built the beast to gobble pavement, that much is obvious. But if it wound up in a badge's donut-crumbed clutches, odds are the original owner's long dead or long gone.

History like that, might be more blood than polish on those rims. Still, it's lookin' sharp, minus the CrystalCoat bein' down and out. Either ex-street racer Claire will point you to the right fix... or she'll prove I’m right when I say the ride’s just straight fuckin’ cursed. Let’s hope she forgot you sabotaged her one chance at revenge. Yeah... I’m sure she’ll be all smiles and hugs.